Last night I had a dream. Becky McCray and I had a house together and we had a guest room. One night Chris Brogan stayed overnight. In the morning, when I shine the brightest, I was entertaining Chris with my jokes. We were having a cup of coffee. In the dream, Chris didn’t like my jokes. He really didn’t like anything I was saying. So I kept telling more jokes. Becky came to the table and she didn’t like my jokes either. I chalked it up to the fact that they were both so not morning people. Me? I can do cartwheels first thing in the morning.
They finally left disgusted. I was still cracking up at my own jokes.
Laughter is a wonderful thing. It will get you through the tough times. It will make your day just that much brighter. It heals the soul.
I can’t remember the jokes from my dream. Doesn’t matter — here’s some bad jokes I found on the internet. (Yes, I can use the internet for more than work!)
What did the mother buffalo say to her child as he left for school?…Bison
Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo Drizzle
A sandwich and a banana walk into a bar. They go up to the bartender and say, “Bartender, get us each a beer!” The bartender turns to them and says, “Sorry, but we don’t serve food here.”
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to buy a new fence.
This is Day 7 of 30 days of pictures and stories. Somewhere along the line I hope to carve out what my values, goals and such are. It will take more than 30 days. Time is elusive for all of us. Use it while you have it. Don’t waste it.
Deb, my dear friend, it wasn’t that we didn’t like your jokes. Chris and I just went to grab some breakfast, probably at Ozzie’s. 🙂
Cracking yourself up is a good skill to maintain, particularly first thing in the morning. And if you can laugh at knock knock jokes, in general, I have a couple of kids to send over to you…
Becky – you went to breakfast without me?
Naomi – send ’em over. We’ll have a great time!